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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

Desi-bae ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹ @desert_ra1n  (at somewhere over the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ)

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably wonโ€™t even want it anymore

Just unwinding on this beautiful day. ๐Ÿ“˜๐ŸŒพโ˜€๏ธ (at Carnegie Mellon University)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people arenโ€™t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

ryanroasts:

if u dont think iโ€™d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrongย 

I want to wish an amazing happy birthday to my wonderful bro @carlosemmorales ๐ŸŽ‰ you have been nothing but an awesome friend to me for years now and I wouldn’t ask for anything more โ˜บ๏ธ now go extra hard for me tonight!! ๐Ÿป Love ya bro ๐Ÿ‘Š
kateordie:

I do not think that word means what you think it means.